Divine Intervention

Democratic volunteers in Brown County are calling people who voted in the Democratic primary to remind and encourage them to get out and vote. But they are getting a lot of dickweeds who rudely tell them they are Republicans who would never vote for a Democrat.

As suspected, a lot of Republicans followed Rush Limbaugh's command to vote in the primaries for Hillary. I guess they voted for Hillary. A few Republicans I know voted for Obama, because they believed a black man could never win the presidency.

I guess it's hard being a Republican bigot in these confusing times. They didn't have a candidate of their own that they really liked. So their predicament was, should they cross over to vote for Hillary to keep a black man out of the race, or should they vote for Obama because America will never elect a black man.

I don't think Obama would stand a chance of winning if Bush and the Republicans hadn't made such a holy mess out of nearly everything. So I guess it was fortuitous that we re-elected that moron and allowed him to run the Ship of State aground.

Because of that seemingly foolish decision in 2004, we are now on the verge of electing a man who will become one of our greatest and most beloved presidents.

It almost makes me believe in divine intervention.